Saturday, May 15, 2010

Why There Should be no Homework

Why there should be no homework:

  1. Homework kills trees.
  2. Homework will burst your brain.
  3. Homework wastes too much time.
  4. Less homework= more video games.
Why there should be homework:

  1. Homework makes you smart.
  2. Homework catches you up when you miss school.

Lacie

 Lacie is my dog.  She is extremely cute and very friendly.  She can cheer me up no matter what kind of mood I'm in with her slobbery licks!

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Sunny with Showers of Root Beer

 Another short story by Zach


 Once there was the far off land of Pop Island.  There it rained pop.  It snowed cream soda.  It hailed orange pop freezies.  And when there was slush on the ground it was root beer slushies!  They washed their cars in coke.  They had sprite stands instead of lemonade stands!  They had to buy food too, but they didn't have to buy pop.

 One morning a family ran out of milk for cereal!  They were forced to use root beer instead!  The kids were happy... the parents were disgusted!  This was not the first issue.  People's tongues were sore from all the fizzing!  Half of everyone on the island had way to much caffeine to think, blink, wink or get to sleep at all!  But this was just the beginning... the real problems were soon to come.

 Three months of chaos later, one exhausted island finally had a week of peace and quiet.  They were starting to get thirsty when finally, root beer!  Wait!  That wasn't root beer, it was... beer!  The next day it was wine!  Then whiskey!  This was the last straw for the people of Pop Island... I mean the people of Pop Island who were still sane!  They all got in there boats and sailed for there lives, leaving the drunk people behind.

 No one knows exactly what happened to Pop Island after that!  I just know it was never seen again.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Movie Reviews

 Avatar has action, humor, love and adventure-a little bit of everything!  It's about 3 hours long!  The worst part was leaving!  And for these reasons I give it 7/5 stars.

 Planet 51 has humor, adventure and humor-two times the humor!  My favorite part was when the aliens military started attacking each other because they all thought everyone else was a zombie!  These are the reasons why it has 4/5 stars.

 How to Train your Dragon was awesome!  It had humor, humor, adventure, romance and most importantly humor!  I had no idea how long it was (because I was too busy laughing my head off) but it sure was funny!  5/5  stars for sure!

 Sherlock Homes had a little bit of humor and of course any Sherlock Homes book, movie or game obviously had a mystery of some sort.  It was a great movie and for that I give it 4/5 stars.

 Last and least Barbie as Mariposa.  It had romance and all but 1 of the characters was a girl.  There for it stunk!  So I give it 1/5 stars if you are a girl under the age of 4.