The Wool Monster Slipers

 Something monstrously cute is siring at handknithugs.com

Olympic Tire Swinger

Recipe for Disaster

• 1 Brussels Sprout (Body/Head)
• 2 Asparagus (Arms)
• 1 Broccoli (Gun)
• 100 Carrots (Amo)

The Ultimate Haircut

This is before                                      and                                  after

Talking Tom Cat

Check out this cat

Why There Should be no Homework

Why there should be no homework:

1. Homework kills trees.
2. Homework will burst your brain.
3. Homework wastes too much time.
4. Less homework= more video games.

Why there should be homework:

1. Homework makes you smart.
2. Homework catches you up when you miss school.

Lacie

 Lacie is my dog.  She is extremely cute and very friendly.  She can cheer me up no matter what kind of mood I'm in with her slobbery licks!

Sunny with Showers of Root Beer

 Another short story by Zach


 Once there was the far off land of Pop Island.  There it rained pop.  It snowed cream soda.  It hailed orange pop freezies.  And when there was slush on the ground it was root beer slushies!  They washed their cars in coke.  They had sprite stands instead of lemonade stands!  They had to buy food too, but they didn't have to buy pop.

 One morning a family ran out of milk for cereal!  They were forced to use root beer instead!  The kids were happy... the parents were disgusted!  This was not the first issue.  People's tongues were sore from all the fizzing!  Half of everyone on the island had way to much caffeine to think, blink, wink or get to sleep at all!  But this was just the beginning... the real problems were soon to come.

 Three months of chaos later, one exhausted island finally had a week of peace and quiet.  They were starting to get thirsty when finally, root beer!  Wait!  That wasn't root beer, it was... beer!  The next day it was wine!  Then whiskey!  This was the last straw for the people of Pop Island... I mean the people of Pop Island who were still sane!  They all got in there boats and sailed for there lives, leaving the drunk people behind.

 No one knows exactly what happened to Pop Island after that!  I just know it was never seen again.

Movie Reviews

 Avatar has action, humor, love and adventure-a little bit of everything!  It's about 3 hours long!  The worst part was leaving!  And for these reasons I give it 7/5 stars.

 Planet 51 has humor, adventure and humor-two times the humor!  My favorite part was when the aliens military started attacking each other because they all thought everyone else was a zombie!  These are the reasons why it has 4/5 stars.

 How to Train your Dragon was awesome!  It had humor, humor, adventure, romance and most importantly humor!  I had no idea how long it was (because I was too busy laughing my head off) but it sure was funny!  5/5  stars for sure!

 Sherlock Homes had a little bit of humor and of course any Sherlock Homes book, movie or game obviously had a mystery of some sort.  It was a great movie and for that I give it 4/5 stars.

 Last and least Barbie as Mariposa.  It had romance and all but 1 of the characters was a girl.  There for it stunk!  So I give it 1/5 stars if you are a girl under the age of 4.

Sammy the Smelly Skeleton Spider

A Short Story by Zach.

Sammy the skeleton spider smelled of stinky Stilton cheese.  He stayed in a smelly sewer.  The sound of sparrows shattered in Sammy's sound hole.  That signaled him to go to Skeleton Soul School.

It was his second day at school and he felt super.  At gym he was strong like a solider and in social studies he was stunningly smart and in shapes class he played with spheres and drew circles.

At lunch, a skeleton spider named Sebastien spun over to Sam.  He spilled his Cesar salad sandwich all over Sam. "I don't know where you spun here from but you should spin right back now!".

Sammy was sad.  Sammy called his mom and said he was sick.  He had no super that night the rest of the school year was the same schedule.

On the sixth day a skeleton spider name Stanley spun over to Sam to eat lunch with him.  Stanley was shy and scared...  he was super scared of Sebastian.  He simply wanted a friend.  He asked Sam.

"Sure!" said Sam.

"Super!" said Stanley.

That day Sam didn't call in sick and did eat super.

The seventh day Sam and Stan said to Sebastian "Say what you want to say, we won't listen.  We may be smelly but we're smart".  And they did just that.

Mummy and Grouchy Person Awareness

 Do you know the difference between a grouchy person and a mummy?

Grouchy has the "Evil Eye."
Grouchy says "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU ROTTEN KIDS!!!!"  (but mummies are mute.)





Mummy has no brain (though grouchy probably doesn't use his.)
Mummy is wrapped in toilet paper (so is grouchy`s house.)

Super Sean!

My brother's name is Sean and I will tell all about him.

First of all he has brown eyes, red hair, small ears and a small nose.

Secondly he is always trying to at all cost prevent me from doing my homework!

Thirdly he is five years old and is in preschool.

Fourth of all he laughs non-stop.  He laughs when he talks, he laughs when other people talk, he even laughs when no one talks!  He's even laughing right now!  In fact he laughs more than he talks! Non-stop!

That is four things about the person that tried to stop me from eating my breakfast this morning.